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the holloways rule!!!rock on lads am hardly ever on myspace now..if ur on bebo..add me if u like my email addy is lewisnaps@hotmail.co.uk hey people,am lewis.i live in aberdeen.i am addicted to myspace now,myspace rocks!!!i like 2 to nothen betr than going out to get bleezen nd go wild on the dance floor wi my m8s.i am a total alcoholic.mines is a voddy red bull,well make it a double!my vodka red bulls makes me hyper!!just back from ibiza,it fuckn rocks!!i want to live ther now!!the indierock nite clubs r fuckn ace!!i hate my boss,i wish he wud eat shit nd die!i hav feet like a hobbit!i like meetn cool people who r legends to speak 2,so if u cum in under that,speak to me cos i need to feed the habbit of speakn to myspace people!!i get on wi everyone,wen am drunk i luv everyone,alcoholic makes me happy.i hav a dawg called max,he is he coolist person ur ever meet!i hav 2 gekcos but they r boring.got them wen i was a spotty virgin teenager back in the day wen steve irwin was my hero!!!i am like ace ventura,cum to me my jungle friends,but i hate wasps,why were they ever invented!!did i mention my boss is a nobjocky!!i am so in2 my music,i am rock n roll thru nd thur.i luv driven in my car blasten out my cd's.i luv wen a mental tune cums on that makes u put the foot dwn!fuck sake fone rang,now cnt remember wot i was sayn!!argh!i think am still drunk 4rm last nite!!!i luv haribo's nd i always hav custard afta my supper,ambrosia custard gives me a happy tummy!!i am an apprentise joiner in ma 4th year of trainin,shud b qualified by nxt summer,but i bored of the job already so am hopen to win the lottery nd own my own playboy mansion!!i think sex is the best thing since sliced loaf!!its my favourite hobby,its just a pity av to pay 4 it!!!!!i hate pointless celebrities......
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WOULD YOU RATHER...
a)pee ur pants in public b) yell at a strangr cuz u thought u knew them:	yell at a strangr!
a) Lindsy Lohan mysteriously dies b)Paris Hilton mysteriously dies:	die blond bitch!
a) stung by a bee b) lemon in a paper cut:	lemon
a) arch enemy finds loveletter u wrote b) parents sho baby pics to ur bf/gf:	arch enemy
a) find out ur best friend lied to u b) find out ur bf/gf lied to you:	both happend 2 me so i dnt give a shit now
a) overheard talking to urself b) overheard singing ur fav song 2 urself:	i get heard singin all the time!am raw talent!
a) get in a catfight, lose and b seen on tv b) get put back a yr in school:	catfight defo
a) kiss your secret crush b) see ur arch enemy humiliated:	see a dickhead get lafed at!
a) win a million bucks b) marry someone really hot:	marry a hot chick,al b rich one day anyhoo
a) fail math b) get caught kissing the math teacher:	kissin while nobin the bitch
a) date a bad boy/girl b) date a sweet boy/girl:	a bad bitch
a) long hair on a guy/girl b) short hair on a guy/girl:	long defo
a) date a really cute jerk b) date a really cute idiot:	....?
a genie apears b4 u what do u wish 4 a) a sexy slave b) world domination:	a sex slave,i used to hav one b4 she died of old age
a) diarrea b) constipation:	the shits i think
PART TWO!!!
a) beaten to death by rabid monkeys b) get traped in sinkin ship an drown:	beaten to death
who hotr?a)tall, long red hair,earings,tan b)slender,femenine,blond,dreamy:	id hav both at the same time!
a) peanut butter b) hot sauce:	who the fuck likes peanut butter!
would u rather b a)part demon fox b) part angel:	the fox!
a) true love b) steamy romance:	both in one is the way 4ward
if u saw a stray kitten u would a)kill it and eat it b)bring it home:	bring it home!wot weird cunt wudnt take pussy home wi them
a) friends that r boys b) friends that r girls:	i like chick mates
a) kno how to surf b) kno how to snoboard:	not a fuckn clue
a) get ur eyeball poked with a blunt object b) find out u ate a worm:	av got worms anyway!
whose hotr? a) sexy goth vampire b) long haired demon with fox ears:	the fox of course!
r u more of a a) posessed lawn ornament b)evil santa:	evil chris cringle
would u rather b a)star of ur own anime b)main char in a video game:	star
a)clog the toilet at school b) fail a test:	fail test
LAST 1! enjoyed this quiz a) hell no, tard b) yup:	betr than the usual crap

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