Hot Comics with Dan

About me:

Hey y'all, my name is Dan. If there's 2 things you need to know about me, it's that I specialize in a very specific type of security and believe very strongly that toilet paper should be fed over the top of the roll. Though I used to be a mad scientist, my life has taken a more comedic turn, and I'm now a vociferous (that's right, vociferous) comedy writer. I'm not even vociferous is the right word to use there, but at least it makes me sound pretentious. For me, comedy is about taking something ordinary and making it extraordinary by allowing people to laugh at it. Where would we be without laughter? Somewhere in Nebraska, maybe? I don't know. So welcome to my mind. It's fun in there, though sometimes it might get a little crowded, it'll always keep you smiling. Remember, live long, laugh hard, and keep your mouse on the minimize button, just in case your boss walks by.