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  • Books

    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big, scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super." On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed and rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big, brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazie-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen. So I outrank you. Tray up, Bitch"
  • Heroes

    Mi madre.

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About me:



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my name is chris.
i am an alumni of WRHS.
i am a student at washtenaw community college.
i hate fake or ignorant people.
i'm a bit obsessive compulsive.
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i'm a hypocrite, but not on purpose.
i probably have an undiagnosed mental illness.
i am addicted to dreaming.
the diag = fun.
meow = fun.
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i like strawberry ice cream.
i sleep on the coach, even though I have a queen size bed.
i'm a gamer.
i like being the center of attention.
i hate people that judge a book by it's cover.
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i love my natural high.
i have a passion for acting.
i have a passion for dancing.
i'm conceited and bitchy at times, learn to love it.
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i've never been in trouble with the law, they can't catch me.
i love hockey, it's the only sport i'll watch.
i will however enjoy a game of football (known as soccer in NA).
i enjoy long walks on the beach.
i'm a cuddle slut.
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i'm a hopeful romantic
i consider myself extremely sexual.
hey, at least i admit it...
i was in the hospital over 15 times before the age of 10.
what a waste of life that was.
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favorite...
color: powder blue.
food: italian.
artist: anything that pleases my ear at the time.
animal: wolf or tiger.
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i'm afraid of...
spiders.
the unknown.
losing the ones i love.
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i like to call myself an optimist.
i'm pretty outgoing when i want to be.
i try not to hold grudges, life is too short.
and i will treat you the way you treat me.
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i hate hurting peoples feelings.
i'm a procrastinator.
i tend to zone out way more than your average person.
i fall for people way too easily.
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i live with my mother.
i am attracted to powerful women who can put me in place.
If I'm with another man, I'm usually the man in the relationship.
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if i see something i like or want, i'll try my hardest to get it.
love me or hate me.
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for the record, i use facebook way more than myspace.

i love my
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family

Who I'd like to meet:


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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Ypsi
  • Orientation: Bi
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: Student/Dancer
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Washtenaw Community College

    • Ann Arbor, MI
    • Graduated: N/A
    • Degree: In Progress
    • Major: Dance
    • Minor: Drama
    • Clubs: Dance 4 Unity, Drama Club
    2007 to Present
  • Willow Run High School

    • Ypsilanti,Michigan
    • Graduated: 2007
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Clubs: Drama, Multimedia
    2003 to 2007

Companies

  • Abercrombie & Fitch

    • Ann Arbor, MI US
    • Model/Impact Team Member
    Feb. 07 - Jun. 07
  • American Eagle

    • Ann Arbor, MI US
    • Sales Associate
    Apr. 08 - Mar. 08

Networking

    • Theatre
    • Drama
    • Acting

    • Modeling
    • Model
    • Other

    • Dance
    • Performance
    • Hip Hop

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