*Jacquelyn*

About me:

I went to Duke, so yes, I am smart. When people say "Wow, I would've never guessed looking at you!" I want to say, "I didn't know you could see my brains through my skull!!! What a nifty trick!" Just because I went to one of the best schools in the nation does not mean that I have to look like Madeleine Albright. In fact there are a lot of very attractive women roaming Duke's campus and they're smart too. The popular notion Carolina girls are hotter is bunk. Duke girls just happen to be that much further out of your league. We're just harder to access. My family is not rich, nor will they ever be, so if you just finished reading that first paragraph and are assuming that I'm some trust fund baby and you're trying to defend your uneducated self by saying "school is expensive" you can bite me. I was on scholarships and loans the entire time. I worked damned hard to get into that school and I will always work hard for what I want. I am a proud Blue Devil, you can say whatever you want. Jealousy is an ugly thing. I love looking like a porn-star ... I really just want to be an Asian barbie. I want to look like I might be made out of plastic. Why wear make-up if you just want to look natural? If you want to look natural, skip the make-up. Voila! Natural. If they ever force me to grow up, I want to be a princess. Like, I want theme music whenever I enter a room, or a glen in a forest and maybe for small woodland creatures to flock around and sing to me. I'm sure they have an opening for that somewhere. If not a princess, then whatever the hell Paris Hilton is only smart. You know, rich and famous for absolutely no reason other than my own delusions of grandeur. I like living in my delusions. Everything is prettier that way. You can call me a bitch or think I'm a snob. I'm really not, but if that's your perception, my guess is that you think anyone who regularly uses proper grammar and has a large vocabulary is a snob. You're probably regarded as immature and you're probably very shallow. You probably had trouble graduating from cosmetology school or whatever trade school you barely graduated from. I'm not knocking cosmetologists. I have plenty of friends that are super smart cosmetologists. And hair-dressers and bikini waxers. I'm just talking to all the haters with a low IQ ...