OMEGA MONSTER PATROL!

Bio:

.. ATTENTION! Independent booking agents. WE DO NOT want to play your pay-to-play showcases and we never will. Cease spamcontacting us or we will MELT YOU. Pay-to-play makes bands do the work, while promoters and clubs sit back and count cash. Bands should ROCK; promoters should promote. Nuff said.

The first recorded music disc of OMEGA MONSTER PATROL! Rubber stamped on 100% post-consumer recycled cardstock. 26:48 running time. Eight dollars in early-21st Century American currency (postage included).

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This is a set of 3 buttons measuring approximately ONE INCH (or .5203 Neftilon morbitts) in diameter. Apparently, buttons are cool. Colors vary slightly, though your underdeveloped human eyes most likely can only barely tell the difference. The cost in early 21st Century American currency is five dollars.

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OMEGA MONSTER PATROL! is a special unit of the Intergallactic Consortium a thousand of your years in the future focused on one thing: keeping the denizens of the Unified Controlled Firmament safe from monsters. That's right. Monsters. They're everywhere. Fortunately for you, in your time, monsters haven't reached your sector - nor are they interested. You pretty much have nothing they want.

However... our temporal scientists have now discovered that a small dominion of monsters has somehow broken the laws of time travel and is attempting in your time and in your space to seize power and take control to affect the future. Their influence is already abundant in your governments, corporations and interest groups.

Certain members of the Prime Council initially suggested that we simply erase your planet from existence, but they were thankfully outvoted. Your culture, your planet - they are salvageable. Liberty is your birth-right.

And that's where WE come in. OMEGA MONSTER PATROL! Don't worry, Earth-people. We will win. FEAR US, MONSTERS. Every dark creature, hellion, savage beast, horror of the shadow - be you leviathan or imp - you have no place here!

And while we're vanquishing foes here in 21st Century "Earth", we're going to throw some sweet dance parties.

Member Since:

May 09, 2006

Members:

& - Team Leader. Lead vocals, Celeste-synth model x-19.
& was hand-picked by the Intergallactic Consortium to lead Omega Monster Patrol! Please note that when writing the team name, it should always be followed by an exclamation point. This is very important. Anyway, &'s mercenary experience in the Great Space War of 2986 made him the obvious first choice.

Red Sparrow - Armaments. Quintar2600, backing vocals.
Red Sparrow lives for his work. His passion for OMP! comes straight from the heart. Well, that said... Red Sparrow suffered a horrible attack some time ago by a monster who bit his body completely off. His head was grafted onto the body of a robot, saving his life... but yeah. Technically he has no heart. His extreme lack of compassion for monsters may seem a bit harsh at times, but remember: They're MONSTERS.

Tina - Ops. Programming, backing vocals.
Yes, Tina IS a monster. The IC has determined that her species, the Vyoma, can be a useful addition to our cause. She's great navigator and a fantastic friend.

You - dancer, sing-a-longer.

Influences:

Battle. Explosions. Love.

Record Label:

I Like Applejuice