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Latest Blog Entries
- Feb 10, 2011 8:42 AM This About That.
- Nov 2, 2010 6:34 AM "It's Good To Know The Path I Took To Dubstep Wasn't One I Traveled Alone."
- Nov 2, 2010 5:23 AM I Was A Police Killer For 13 Days.
- Oct 24, 2010 3:36 AM "He Killed Four People... That I Know Of."
- Sep 29, 2010 7:06 PM Mechanisms Of Gear Tooth Failure.
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- Destroyed For Comfort
- amyferal
- Amusia
- Linda Heather
- Daniel Oliver
- The Infamous Chad
- Irrelevant c
- Simply ~C~
- foetus envy
- Greg Elliott
- Jean-Paul
- Jerm Leather
- samantha
- Jessica Rabbit
- Julia Still
- kelley
- Dirty Boots
- NeonEmu
- Joe Janisch
- Thatcher Combs
- David a Beloved Wanderer
- Hollywood Jean
- Indigo
- Travis Nichols
- DJ Reverend Slackmaster…
- LadyJocylen
- Brad
- Sky
- kangaroo
- Sara Gamond
- Beth
- Mind at Mind at
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About me:
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We're all professionals here,I'm not here to tell you what to think.
I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel...

My name is Ralf. I write stuff for The Internet. You might have read some of it. I also front and program for the hacker-punk electro-noise band Destroyed For Comfort. I wish there was a decent thrift store nearby. I wrote a comic book about 10 years ago and run a website named after it.
I'm not sure if I'm a good person that does bad things, or some sort of cabbagey vegetable. If I seem unavailable, it's probably because I'm desperately pursuing something stupid and/or dangerous. It happens.
Who I'd like to meet:


I tend to meet the people I want (or need) to meet, sooner or later. For the most part, I would much rather have a better idea of who I am.
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- Status: Divorced
- Zodiac Sign: Cancer
- Occupation: the opposite of a Fundamentalist Preacher







































Sciborg Sam 
1 year ago
DJ Reverend Slackmaster… 1 year ago
Michael Arnold 2 years ago
Doug Stanhope 2 years ago
Project X Promotions 2 years ago
Chris Maggot 2 years ago
foetus envy 2 years ago
Ratarue 2 years ago
Gusty Venom
2 years ago
You are my centre when … 2 years ago
10 of 1494MoreI don't know if this is fashionably late, or just
downright rude, but happy birthday. I knew there was something I forgot, maybe it took the 23rd to trigger it. I almost forgot mine as well. Shit being 47 years old really puts things into a new perspective as the
imminence of death looms above ones head like a severed chandelier. Life can be rather confusing but this should help to clear things up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqWPl0AexnA&feature=related
Wie geht's? Willst du mein Freund sein?
I'm All over Texas coming up- pants caked with shit, my back and neck heaving with boils, trying to force my dry, dairy-coated tongue into your mouth after the show.
Don't even think about saying "no."
April 16th
Scout Bar
San Antonio, TX
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/99020
April 17th
Trees
Dallas TX
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/98944
April 22nd
Improv
Houston, TX
http://www.symfonee.com/Improv/houston/home/index.aspx
April 24th
Red 7
Austin, TX
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/97074
Get your tickets right this second and then call your friends a bunch of ass-humps for not knowing about it.
stanhope
Wishing you success in all that you do. - Project X: LA - Sign up at: www.ProjectXLA.com
Tonight was awesome! Glad you were there.
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if my memory serves me correctly, i've performed in exactly 23 dfc shows. :)
Thanks for the add!
i'm gonna put it on youtube...myspace fucked it up, but this version is hilarious.