By now we've produced like 500-2000 songs since 2001. I've lost track. Maybe you'd like to pick 20 or something and release them on Vinyl?
You can release us on CD & cassette tape also. Get in touch if you will. Get in touch if you have distro also. We are a cult classic for real & want to spread legs all over the entire world.
We are also willing to "split" with other bands on The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship likewise. We like this particular rosters music. We are ready for all sorts of variations, packages, & things.
We don't deal with no contracts unless the big million dollar one comes along. We're like GG Allin in that sense. We trust you & we know how hard it is to run a business. Remember No business runs itself. We realise that. We know a few things about politics & 1/2 of the cut sounds good to us. Just pay us in cash once per year, if you sell some vinyls.
If you rip us off and bootleg us and shit, we'd problably just laugh at it, and secretly like it, knowing that we are secretly spreading to new locations. However, we could find you and kill you in the future years as things boil to a head??? It's a tough call, but The Anti Social Stalker once said, "I will find you."
Us real Thugs, Mafioso, & Gangsters know the gangster code, so you know how it is. If you are willing to burn us, you might get burned back, & vice versa. Real Gangsters only go after each other leaving innocent bystanders, women, & children out of it. ;)
..THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP list:
1. CHECK OUR BLOGS on this page, and on the other myspace pages. (check out all the posts in our yahoo groups, but remember much is out of date from years past, and most does not apply today, most old artists are dropped. our slate is wiped clean in 2010, and the artists we have signed in our list below, are those you must pay attention to now. there are huge reasons why past artists were dropped, and why we retained ones on our list that are currently there. remember that.)
3. CHECK EACH ARTISTS MUSIC ON THEIR INDIVIDUAL MYSPACE PAGES & SOUNDCLICK.COM PAGES (pay download our albums on soundclick.com. pay to buy individual pro copies from the UK for $9. or a 12 copies pre order min @ 150.00 from USA) (remember you get what you pay for. the mail from UK TO USA could run into more problems than USA to USA. you will get your CDs much faster USA to USA).
5. MERCH: CHECK OUT ALL OF OUR MERCH cafepress.com http://zendistro.page.tl you can buy all our merch, cassette tape box sets, CD box sets, 100 CD spindle box sets custom, other box sets & beyond from ZEN (TO BUY ALL MERCH FROM ALL ARTISTS FROM THE DISTRO ONLY CONTACT HERE http://zendistro.page.tl)
Pick up some quick gifts, stocking stuffers, cheap prizes for your parties here, when you have HUGE family parties & reunions, and you CAN'T AFFORD Expensive GIFTS FOR EVERYONE, SO YOU WANT TO GET THEM EACH 1 THING, LESS EXPENSIVE, FOR A PRIZE, For a TRIVA GAME, Bingo, Jepordy, Pin the tail on the donkey, chess, checkers, whatever game or function YOU PLAY WITH EACH OTHER! THIS CAN BE THE PRIZES YOU GIVE OUT! BUY FUCKLOADS OF OUR MERCH! TELL US IF YOU WANT TO BUY SOMETHING, WHERE THE PIC IS NOT LINED UP OR THE RIGHT SIZE ON THE MERCH. WE JUST "BULK UPLOADED" THE PICTURES, SO SOME WORKED OUT NATURALLY ON THEIR FORMAT SOME DID NOT WORK OUT, AND ARE MIS-ALIGNED. IT'S EXTREMELY TEDIUS TO GO THROUGH ALL 1000'S OF THESE DIFFERENT MERCHES, AND LINE THE PICTURE UP. IF YOU WANT SOMETHING CONTACT
6. VIDEOS http://www.youtube.com/ (if you see any video uploaded in 2006, the band does not look like that anymore, in 2010. now things are different, and they have been different since 2008 and 2009, especially now in 2010, things are very different than how they were in 2006. don't invest stock in what you see in videos from 2006 date on them. they are there for other reasons, and not to showcase our work neccesarily.)
8. WHICH ARTISTS OF OURS DO YOU LIKE BEST ? . (fill out our surveys in the free .zips)
In the order they were signed, 1. being earliest, 20. being most recent.
20. TURKEY FARM 19. DARREN FINIZIO 18. HUMBLE DICTATOR 17. DR. RAD 16. DWANK MOB 15. RE-MIXED BY THE DEVIL 14. CJ AND STEP DADDY 13. YOUNG STROKE AKA YOUNG MUSCLE 12. TAKING BACK GARY! 11. CROTCH STORM 10. DARK VANITY ACID 9. FAZ CAZ 8. THE FREE MONEY BAND $$$ 7. SATAN'S SCROTUM 6. FRANKENSTONER 5. THE BIG BANG 4. THE STEVIE HAYES BAND 3. CHICO'S PRIZON 2. RITUAL STATIC 1. THE BIG DELICIOUS THUGS (1997)
9. SEND IN FAN PICS-FAN ART-BODY PICS-FAN SIGNS-COVER-RE-MIX OUR SONGS FOR OUR TRIBUTE CD'S AND SAMPLERS. GET INVOLVED WITH US.
PURE FUCKING ATWA-R-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!!!! PURE FUCKING GREEN-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!!!! PURE FUCKING GUTTER-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!!!!
with Stevie Hayes, the leading engineer of this sound in the world.
THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP: THE KINGS, INVENTORS, & DICTATORS OF PURE FUCKING GUTTER-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!!!! THE NEW MAINSTREAM!!!
DICTATORS FOR REAL! THE NEW HITLER! TAKING OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD WITH THE 4TH REICH! JOIN US!
THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP: THE KINGS, INVENTORS, & DICTATORS OF PURE FUCKING GREEN-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!!!! THE NEW MAINSTREAM!!!
THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP: THE KINGS, MESSENGERS & DICTATORS OF PURE FUCKING ATWA-R-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!!!! THE NEW MAINSTREAM!!!
FRANKENSTONER HAS THE LARGEST BONER! FRANKENSTONER & HIS GIGANTIC TITTY FUCKING BONER ON WHACKER! ____________________________________________________________________________________________
Frankenstoner is in a Screen Actors Guild DVD. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was in the Screen Actors Guild (A-Side celebrities are in the SAG, Tom Cruise, Jimmy Fallon, Chevy Chase, Kurt Russel, Bill Murray, etc. etc., and Kenneth put Frankenstoner in his world-wide distributed dvd, called, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - "American Icon" DVD in national stores where DVD's are sold such as Borders, Barns & Noble, Tower Records, etc., and on amazon.com world-wide.
Frankenstoners rider.
1. $500.00 cash donation. $300 cash up front. 2. A dressing room or back door in your venue 3. a pro photographer at every show that will get us the pics they take promptly. 4. a pro video taper at every show that will get us the "video" of Frankenstoner promptly 5. www. online, radio, tv, public access, public tv, and street team flyer promotion from you 6. have a pa that can handle a mic, a laptop, a portable cd player, and a video projector, 4-5 things at 1 time, w/ proper inputs 7. if you are a girl at the venue, exposed breasts to play with, and kisses on the cheeck 8. FREE WATER, and AS MUCH HIGH QUALITY H20 AS I WANT, AFTER THE SHOW, W/ NO QUESTIONS ASKED. 9. VIDEO PROJECTOR AT YOUR VENUE (not required but excellent).
