Swift and Shift Couriers

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Swift & Shift Couriers is the new comedy from writer/producer/director Pauly Fenech.
The show features the day to day dramas of the worst courier company in Australia, Swift & Shift Couriers. Recently acquired by the Trimega Corporation the operations manager Keith Warne, played by Ian Turpie, is under fire from his new Regional Manager Amanda Doyle, played by Amanda Keller. Keith has telephonists, dispatchers and drivers who just can’t seem to deliver on time.
The series features Angry Anderson, Melissa Tkautz, Kirsty-Lee Allen from Sea Patrol and Nicola Parry from Thank God You’re Here, as well as the very best of the crazy cast from Fat Pizza.

EPISODE 1; Welcome To Swift & Shift
It’s Leanne Murdoch’s (Kirsty-Lee Allen) first day at the Swift and Shift Courier Company. Keith (Ian Turpie) is given six months to improve his hapless staff and his couriers lose the NRL grand final trophy. Special cameos include Mario Fenech, Tottie Goldsmith and Reg Mombassa.

EPISODE 2; The Polar Bear Suit
Mario (Paul Fenech) and Luigi (Sam Greco) borrow a polar bear suit needed for a stage show and Keith (Ian Turpie) clashes with the regional manager after the twins (Mike Duncan, Mark Duncan) road rage Amanda (Amanda Keller) Cameo: Bessie Bardot

EPISODE 3; Management Training
Amanda (Amanda Keller) and Keith (Ian Turpie) have to choose management trainees from the helpless and inept staff of Swift and Shift. Cameos: Brendan “Jonsey” Jones, Rob Shehadie

EPISODE 4; Sexy Package
The new efficiency managers crash the entire communications system and Mario (Paul Fenech) delivers a realistic looking sex doll to the bush. Cameo: Nathan Sapsford

EPISODE 5; The Rocket Ride
Mario has to deliver a small vintage children’s rocket ride, which he tows through the city streets on the back of a motor scooter. Amanda tries to organise a charity dinner with the main auction item being the lost. Cameo: Russell Gilbert

EPISODE 6; The Dead Body Part 1
As a publicity stunt Swift and Shift sends Mario and Melissa overseas to return a dead soldiers ashes from Egypt. But a tsunami gets in the way. Cameos: John Mangos and Russell Gilbert.

EPISODE 7; The Dead Body Part 2
Melissa (Melissa Tkautz) and Mario (Paul Fenech) pick up the dead soldiers ashes only to have it stolen by local thieves played by Rocky and Habib from Pizza (Rob Shehadie, Tahir Bilgic). Keith has a plan to fool the family back in Australia. Cameos: Russell Gilbert, John Mangos, Bessie Bardot

EPISODE 8; The Safety Inspector
The depot is under scrutiny after David the Dwarf (David Cooper) calls a safety inspector (Gary Who) to Keith’s (Ian Turpie) depot. Abdul (Ashur Shimon) wants to kill the despatchers after being bitten by a dog. Cameos: Gary Who, Tottie Goldsmith

EPISODE 9; A Swifty Shifty Xmas
Keith (Ian Turpie) organises a Swift and Shift Xmas party, not realising that Amanda (Amanda Keller) is going to fire him. Mario (Paul Fenech) starts a war with a road safety worker and the twins (Mark Duncan, Mike Duncan) and Melissa (Melissa Tkautz) plan a bout of break and enter skinny-dipping.