The Elixirs

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Read Fast, Kids: Here it is, The Low Down. The Skinny. The Walk Thru. Showing You The Ropes, some hi-faulting mother F-Bombers identify it as “Band Bio.” Yeah, that’s right, you know the ones I’m talk’n ‘bout… Absurd pretenders, dreamers, schemers…you and I and us and them, liars, frauds, false saviors, squalor breeders, delighters of evil, children of the worm, born out of an arrogant pride and totally unjustifiable. Can I get an Amen, Brothers and Sisters ? ?? Welcome to our profile. Before we get started, I would like to take a moment to join the late comedian Bill Hicks, as well as the multi-talented Lee Ving, among many other prestigious ass holes, entertainers and philosophers, in saying that if YOU are in the business of marketing and advertising, Go Die!! Stop bugging the band to be anything more than they are at the present. They are a hobby band. They all have lives outside of playing their instruments. They do what they do because it makes them happy. They don’t do what they do to make you happy and if you don’t like that, that’s fine too. They are but poor, Hoosier folk, just trying to survive and put “food on the family” during these crazy, uncertain times we all live in. And this here little ole redneck, punk rock trio is their way of havin’ fun, lettin’ their hair down, blowin’ off steam, and kickin’ back at whoever needs kicked back. It’s their escape from the doldrums of these, the waning days of Babylon. No, they don’t have the resources to spend on “proper” studio time, fancy CD packaging, high dollar online promotional campaign stunts and so forth. (Send your generous contribution to: Poor Is The New Rich / P.O. Box 3 / Gas City, IN 46933) In the past they have relied heavily upon the good graces of their friends for much of their recordings. Without these kind folk, you would not be able to hear their filthy music today. And without the well intentioned help of friends from all over the state of Indiana, those of you living in this neck of the woods would not be able to see them play live from time to time. So you see, it’s not the bands fault but those warm hearted do-gooder friends of theirs! Hang ‘em high!! Hang ‘em all!!! Listen here, I wrote this little ditty to explain the Elixirs…It’s pure poetry and Heaven sent too: Some people were born to the nightlife for play, while others were destined to toil and hard work. Some people were born to laugh and to love while the Elixirs, well, they were born to be Jerks! Their most humble gratitude goes out to all of their family, friends, fans and former band mates…You have given them far more than they deserve. Now, having said all that, if you still want this two-bit, hillbilly, punk rock joke to play in your town, contact them through this myspace profile, or send an email to PP_Dickey@yahoo.com. As the weather cools down, I hear tell they’d love to play at all your dirty taverns, pubs, bars, bowling alleys, adult video arcades, American Legion’s, VFW’s, nursing homes, jails, church gatherings and crusty ole dives. As far as money goes, they ask for so little and yet give you so much in return. Ah, ha, ha, ha! Writing for the Elixirs: the inimitable, Mr. P. P. Dickey. WARNING: THIS IS AN AUDIO UGLY ALERT! We are just one of the many fiendish artists featured on Extreme Volume Pop’s: Audio Ugly Series. This work, from the mischievously talented mind of artist, musician and author Tom Baker, is a bold compilation of audio experimentation from the likes of Yellow Dead Betty’s, FxDx, Night Gaunt, Halloween, Abe Sandoval, Children of Odin, Fixated Spasm, Laughing Goo, Tophopolis, Extreme Volume Pop, Toby’s Chastisement, [Artist Unknown], Wounded Infidel, Joy Von Spain, The Boneyard Elixirs, Good Mourning, The Caucasians, Red Skull (Maxime Turgeon), Dead Black Arms, The Soybeans, Krafthammer, Earth Incubator, Bipolar Joe, Red Soundwave, and Erarit Jaritjaka. This big multi-volume series can and should be downloaded right now. Just go to: www.archive.org/details/opensource_audio. From there, search for Audio Ugly or Extreme Volume Pop, it’ll take you right to it. But let us warn you, this masterwork of Noise, Punk, Gothic Orchestration, Metal, Electronica, Rockabilly, and Experimental Audio Terror is not for the faint of heart! Brutally Yours, P.P. Dickey Well, thanks again for listening to and supporting local, original music!

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July 23, 2008

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