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  • It’s finally time to get the truth out there...

    10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW,
    > >BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    > >
    > >1. Elvis is dead.
    > >
    > >2. Jesus was not white.
    > >
    > >3. Rap music is here to stay.
    > >
    > >4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
    > >
    > >5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
    > >
    > >6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
    > >
    > >7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
    > >
    > >8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
    > >
    > >9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
    > >
    > >10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW,
    > >BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    > >
    > >1. Hickey's are not attractive.
    > >
    > >2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
    > >
    > >3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
    > >
    > >4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
    > >
    > >5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
    > >
    > >6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
    > >
    > >7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
    > >
    > >8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion
    > >statement.
    > >
    > >9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person
    > >in your family.
    > >
    > >10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not
    > >normal.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW,
    > >BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
    > >
    > >1. O.J. did it.
    > >
    > >2. Tupac is dead.
    > >
    > >3. Teeth should not be decorated.
    > >
    > >4. Weddings should start on time.
    > >
    > >5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
    > >
    > >6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
    > >
    > >7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
    > >
    > >8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
    > >
    > >9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
    > >
    > >10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than
    > >your car.
    > >
    > >Post this up, if you think this is true...

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