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  • why u beefin

    why u beefin
  • Holy shit

    Blog is the ugliest word in the English language. Oh wait, it's not a fucking word. Fuck you internet.
  • Wait a fucking goddamned minute.

    I'm supposed to be writing a paper on Chinese film, but instead, I'm posting two blogs. "Holy shit, did the Chinese film industry really pull in US$98 million in box office receipts?!" "I don't fucking know, I made those stats up! Lol!" "Lol indeed!" Footnotes? Of course, I'm a motherfucking scholar. "Made up last name, made up first name. Fake Text. HarperCollins, New York: 2002." I thought I made up the word Sovietologist. WRONG. Doctoral dissertations have the catchiest titles: Carotenoids of flavobacterium dehydrogenans arnaudi / by Arthur George Andrewes.
  • My name is Pliers Joesephine.

    Whenever I think of karaoke, I think of rich suburbanites singing Mariah Carey ironically, placing themseleves aesthetically distant from the music. Dude, I fucking love Mariah Carey. Fuck those bitches.

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