zoe of doom

About me:

barista philosophy-english double major hopeful wandering through life. i swear like a sailor one minute and pontificate like a textbook next. i dance at inopportune moments. i have a mac and am sometimes embarrassed to use it in public. i can't spell embarrassed without firefox helping me. my addictions to caffeine and cigarettes are secretly virtues, but i cloak them as vices to keep my awesomeness a secret. i think people who believe in god are honestly a little bit silly, a little bit scared or, as the obvious cliche continues, probably a non-exclusive blend of both. i am instead a blend of champagne and rose-flavoured tobacco. i spell connexion with-as you witnessed- an "x". i talk too much when i'm drunk, and think moral relativism is disgusting. really, bios feel like elaborate fiction or boring statistics. i would promise to add more, but it's really more likely that i'm an elaborate fiction. ....
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I am a Pacman Ghost. What Video Game Character Are You?

this picture is teh awesome.